cruller

A tractor-tire shaped donut sold at Tim Hortons in Canada. It is made, I swear, of sugar, lard and pure, uncut cocaine.

If you're going to Tims I'll have a double double and some crullers.

by breakwall January 15, 2005

cruller

- verb; cruller, crullered, crullering

To overdue something by giving a person something you think they like until they don't like it anymore.
Parents do this often, as well as grandparents.

It is very annoying when this happens and is hard to reverse the effects of.

Person 1: "Oh man, mom keeps buying Spiderman things for little Dreyfuss. He already has 3 Spiderman T-shirts, the whole set of action figures, two posters and a Spiderman bedsheet set."

Person 2: "Poor kid, he doesn't even like Spiderman that much. He's totally getting crullered!"

by Waguchi October 21, 2009

cruller

the anus

yank those rosemary beads out of my cruller

by nako July 11, 2008

cruller

A male who likes to pee on himself

My friend michael king is a cruller so he always takes the stall instead of the urinal

by Will Coyle April 13, 2008

Crullerous

To be endowed with the surly spirit of "Cruller" tenticled god of surliness.

Man, she sure was Crullerous this morning before her coffee!

by Mark Sottilaro May 30, 2003

Mini Crullers

The best donuts that has ever existed throught the course of history.

Mini Crullers, or the plural form, Mini Crulli, are a bagged hostess donuts, which coast around 2.99, or in a rare case, they will be on sale for 2 bags for 4 dollars.

If you have never had a Mini Cruller, you a clearly a fuckhead.

John: "Fuck dude, they're all out of Mini Crullers!"

George: "Fuck it dude, lets go to the other CVS."

by Ace Frehley, John Lennon December 19, 2009

Glazed Cruller

A glazed cruller is what you call your penis after a sex session if your women got off.

His penis was covered in her cum, looking just like a glazed cruller donut log.

by Luscious Lynn September 13, 2019