Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

by Brian Badonde94 March 28, 2017

Crudge

a feeble boy who is generally "uncool"

"get out of my way you f**king crudge"

by soupeter February 3, 2009

crudged

To mess something up badly

He totally crudged that

by Nibster March 21, 2017

crudge

to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.

" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."

by Messy101 February 13, 2008

crudge

jockstrap

"hoisted out the crudge"

by noixz January 14, 2009

crudge

a huge tit or nipple

That chick had a huge crudge!

by Tyler Niles January 7, 2008

Crudge

Corrupt judge

The judge was not honorable , the judge was a crudge.

by Lady Themis October 19, 2021