Crudge

The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.

"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."

by Brian Badonde94 March 28, 2017

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by soupeter February 03, 2009

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crudged

He totally crudged that

by Nibster March 21, 2017

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to hog a joint or to generally be stingy.

" i wish you'd stop crudging me out and pass the spliff. "
" pass the joint you crudge."

by Messy101 February 13, 2008

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"hoisted out the crudge"

by noixz January 14, 2009

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That chick had a huge crudge!

by Tyler Niles January 07, 2008

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(Verb) To remove Crud from something. Coming from the words "Crud" and "Fudge." To "Crudge it" or "Crudge off!" (Get the crud off by crudging it).

"Crudge off, Philip!"

"Crudge you!"

"Go Crudge yourself"

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