The act of gingerly crouching over one's significant other, parting the buttflaps and sharting on the crown of their head while playing Candy Crush.
"Dude I totally crudged Nate last Night. It was a mess, I needed so much bleach. But at least I beat three levels."
by Brian Badonde94 March 27, 2017

"get out of my way you f**king crudge"
by soupeter February 03, 2009

by Messy101 February 13, 2008

by Lady Themis October 19, 2021
