crotchy

one who is always scratching their balls for lack of anything more important to do

Ted is so crotchy I can't shake his hand.

by kgkv June 1, 2014

Crotchie

A selfie of your undercarriage

That ho be sweatin' my nutz, so I sent her a crotchie to seal the diz'eal

by SaintBreesy09 February 6, 2015

crotchy

1: crotch-like; especially in action, speech, or thought
2: being a self-centered asshole

that guy sure is crotchy today. what a jerk.

by mike hunt January 6, 2004

crotchy

a crotchy is when your penis gets stuck to your nuts and you have to maneuver it around to free it; also known as a wedgie in your crotch area.

Dude1:Dude i freakin have a crotchy!!!
Dude2:So go behind that bush and pick it...
Dude1:Good idea

by XxGofigurexX October 25, 2007

crotchi botchi

this is half the words to every rap song ever

lalalalala crotchi botchi

by ederpaka September 3, 2010

Crotchy Button

When you're so scared or disgusted your dick hides itself by forming itself into an innie belly button like transformation except it's near your crotch.

That porn I watched earlier scared my penis so bad I have had a crotchy button for a week now.

by therealshadybrabbit July 30, 2015

crotchie

Another word for vagina or the heel of a mother's foot. Often missused as a baby's rattle.

oh damm! my crotchie is bleeeeeeeeeeeeding!

by crotchiesbleed April 24, 2010