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To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.
Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.
by itsworthashot September 05, 2009

Words related to Crotchteded

crotch crotch pocketed lap pocketed rectum