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1.
The act of sucking a horse's cock on a sunday morning before a religious activity in order to get drunk by pouring alcohol on the horse's penis. This is not to fulfill a sexual desire and should be used for discretion.
Dude! Ellen pulled a Cromwell yesterday before she came to the synagogue. She was wasted!
by 6HyungPaqq9 June 12, 2010
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2.
When a dead body is desiccated in a video game, usually associated with online multiplayer. Similar to acts such as "Tea-bagging" but usually much more violent such as decapitation,gibbing, setting afire, etc. Easiest to perform in games that allows further destruction of dead bodies, notably Gears of War.

The word refers to Oliver Cromwell, who was decapitated by the British monarchy two years after his death.
N00B_Pwnz3r shouted, "Cromwell!" and promptly proceeded to gib the dead body of a noob with his shotgun.
by DEFINE ME NOW March 02, 2009
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3.
A small drama filled hick ass town in Connecticut. Where doing drugs, getting drunk , and sexual activity every day is completly normal. Pretty much everyone from Cromwell is going no where with there lives, expect major prostitution and slutty mooching off old guys behavior for females and some males. Everyone from Cromwell are losers.
Loser: Hey I'm from Cromwell Im bout to get drunk and fuck my best friends boyfriend and my sister tonight.
Normal Person: Get a fucking life.
by Sar3456 April 24, 2011
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4.
Someone who doesn't engage in cunnilingus; comes from Oliver Cromwell's 15th century ban on mince-meat pie.
She reportedly cheated on her husband because he was a Cromwell.
by Curtis X Meyer December 08, 2010
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5.
The shittiest town in America. a littel hick-ass town in connecticut full of losers and hippies. anyone from cromwell is a fucking loser and should be beaten up. they all smoke drugs and fuck their siblings.
Hick/Hippie loser: I'm from cromwell!

Normal person: You're a fucking loser.
by cromwell fucking blows May 22, 2007
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