A wedge-shaped crust at the end of a loaf of manually sliced bread, so shaped because the person(s) who did the slicing had been cutting at an angle instead of straightly. These crusts are named after Oliver Cromwell, the ex Lord Protector of England; it was rumoured that he habitually mis-sliced his own loaves to produce them.
I'm so angry - I came in from work for a sandwich, and all we had in was a Cromwell's Crust and half a cucumber...
by wormsworldparty2001 April 10, 2009
a desperate individual who hits up girls at 1 am looking for that booty. he likely has numerous STDs and a 3 inch penis. However he makes for this with his arrogance and simplicity.
"shit shane cromwell just texted me" -some chick
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
"fuck, it's that creep again. block his ass" -some dude
by swigswag22 October 10, 2017
In the seen from Office space with Joanna (the girlfriend) and Bill Lumbergh (the boss) doing it, if Lumbergh had not been holding the coffee mug, but rather wearing a top hat, that would be the epitome of the Oliver Cromwell.
by Mad Shibby October 2, 2007
Dalia Cromwell also known as "The Extra Girl" is an amazing rolemodel. She is a confident woman who knows her worth. She treats her fans amazingly and is the sweetest person ever. She has alot of great things coming ahead for her future
by urbanndictionnaryy February 12, 2021
The man of my dreams!
Fly fishing is his favorite outdoor sport;
Is tall, pale skinned, and has red hair;
Loves animals, especially dogs;
Prefers tea to coffee;
Reads books often, owns a huge library;
Perfect in almost every way!
A very intelligent man; is a doctor, vet, or lawyer.
His favorite colors are cream, blue, and brown; likes to wear loafers, vests, and cords.
He is the catch of a lifetime!
Fly fishing is his favorite outdoor sport;
Is tall, pale skinned, and has red hair;
Loves animals, especially dogs;
Prefers tea to coffee;
Reads books often, owns a huge library;
Perfect in almost every way!
A very intelligent man; is a doctor, vet, or lawyer.
His favorite colors are cream, blue, and brown; likes to wear loafers, vests, and cords.
He is the catch of a lifetime!
by JustJu February 9, 2010
A lesbian with insanely high estrogen levels. A super preppy lesbo that hates other races, and gets money from his parents, then squanders it on lesbos. He'll tell someone to be ballsy, but can't be ballsy himself since he's a soft coward
Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
by Jack Cromwell January 23, 2018
A slag for a someone when he gets on his high horse that brings him back to earth. refers to something they have done in the past
by curzatron June 8, 2010