Definitions by ThisIsntWeed

Cromwell 

Vicious bastard who was the reason thousands of innocent men, women and children were killed in Ireland.

It's a shame Cromwell was just a corpse when they mutilated him.

Cromwell by ThisIsntWeed November 4, 2020

Bill Gates 

Former porn star. Slept his way to the top. Now owner of microsoft and half the world.

Person 1: do you like Bill Gates?
Person 2: you know he likes to pole dance
Person 1: what a chad

Bill Gates by ThisIsntWeed October 30, 2020