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The short term for "Crit Rocket" in valve's 2007 game, Team Fortress 2 (TF2).
Holy crap i just landed a crocket on that Pyro!
by Go2 May 10, 2008
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F-Bomb is to Fuck as C-Rocket is to Cunt. One must fire a c-rocket and drop an f-bomb
"That bitch is a cunt. I'm gonna fire a c-rocket at her."
by The bestest blacksmith January 15, 2010
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A shorter way of saying crotch cricket. A parasite commonly found in the genital region. Crabs.
I think I saw a giant crocket hopping out of that skizzy's laundry basket.
by Curly Gonzo May 24, 2007
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Pubic lice with serious biting power, similar to a crocodile bite. Crabs. Parasites. Crotch crickets.
I saw LIL STEVIE scratching his pubes all day, that chick he hooked up with at the beach must have given him some some serious salt water crockets.
by Curly Gonzo May 24, 2007
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The Crocket (crotch-pocket) is the area between your ass/genitals and the seat, convenient for placing your phone while driving.
Oooooo my prostate is tingling, must have gotten a text from Bill. Hey fetch my phone out of my crocket.
by Assmunch97 August 01, 2017
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