| 1. | Bro-Magnum | ||
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An insult that is similar to calling a person Cro-Magnum but spiced up for the new millennium.
Best if used when another individual lashes out or becomes defensive towards you. "Wow Bro-Magnum! Take a chill pill!"
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| 2. | lesser evolved houseman | ||
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(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house. 1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.
2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home. |
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| 3. | Johnny Damon | ||
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A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly bases. "Hey Johnny, its been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
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| 4. | Johnny Damon | ||
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A dirty scummy mountain man, with cro magnum features who happens to play center field for the Boston Red Sox. Rumor has it that he is known to shower on a Bi-monthly basis. "Hey Johnny, it's been a couple of months, how about taking a shower!"
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| 5. | tool shed | ||
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a gay bar hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)
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| 6. | homosapien | ||
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Its a term to describe modern man.
1.5 to 2 million years ago there was Homo- habilis. The earliest form of man. He was the first 'great ape' 500,000 years ago lived Homo Erectus (he walked on 2 legs) Then came the Neanderthal (about 100,000-30,000 years ago). They were very primitive and animalistic, but they lived in groups, wore clothing, used fire and made basic hunting tools Next was cro-magnum (40,000-10,000 years ago) There cranial features were elongated to allow for a larger brain, more evolved tools and grinding rocks and the developers of religion. So, really, we are all, well, homo. (Actually, the root "homo" means "man" and the root "sapien" means "being." So, human being.) And now, modern man living today is called Homo Sapiens. Human beings are bipedal primates belonging to the mammalian species "homosapien" in the family Hominidae (the great apes).
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| 7. | bang cock | ||
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When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered. First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock? Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock" |
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