1.the act of hitting that ass from behind while having a bandana tied bandit style you forcefully jam your unit into the butthole and scream you just been zapped
"crimminy, ralph, the phone is ringing! pick up the phone! no, i don't know where it is. well, where did you leave it? crimminy, why did you leave it out there? no, never mind, it's stopped ringing. dammit, it was probably betty. frank's probably died and we'll have to wait 'till tomorrow to find out about it, now won't we? oh, stop crying, ralph! crimminy!"
This expression would be used to express some surprise or frustration when a situation did not turn out the way expected. Usually with negative results.
Mary exclaimed, "Crimenently.", when her husband forgot to pick her up on time to make it to her appointment.