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A green four-legged creature who's insides are wired explosives. It stalks you, making no sound of its movement except the crunch of grass behind you until you turn to face the green monstrosity of which flashes white and ssSS's UNTIL- Boom. Then you lose your diamond pickaxe and respawn far from your location and slaughter millions of them in rage only to realize that.... It just wanted a hug.
Jimmy:HOLY ****! 3 DIAMOND ORE! -is beside lava-background creeper: sssssSSSSSSS.....
Jimmy:FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-explosion-
Jimmy: watches the spinning mini-block diamonds as they are engulfed by the lava in a fiery inferno, respawns and jumps off 4 story roof-
by trickyboy21 August 02, 2011
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A green quadruped from the game Minecraft that is oddly shaped like male genitalia. These aggressive mobs, before exploding their victims into oblivion, hiss. The hiss is the only warning the player has of the creeper's presence, as creepers don't make sounds when they walk. The player then has approximately 1.5 seconds to vacate the range of the creeper before it has a chance to explode. When killed creepers drop sulfur (aka gunpowder).
Player 1: Hey look I found some gold!

Player 2: Watch out! There's a creeper!

Creeper: That's some nice gold you have there... ssssssssss
by Mr. Boab March 27, 2011
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People who join your group on Facebook and don't say anything and just sit there and look at the pictures of you and your friends drunk and seeing what everyone is saying
OR
Someone who is just so weird you dont know what to think of them.. they follow you everywhere and never say anything. They tend to be the butt end of jokes and dont even know it!
Shannon has a bad history with creepers while she is online.
That dude is such a fucking creeper
by T-Godd March 02, 2007
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Shoes that ONLY people of an alternative style should be allowed to wear.
All mainstream and common people should be burned for wearing them and especially if they wear FAKE ones.
A cool person who owns creepers 'omg, look at that chavs Creepers, I got mine last year!'
by dexterslover August 16, 2012
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CREEPER #1

A CREEPER is Basically ANYONE, Male or Female, With A Creepy Presence or Behavior (see Creeper #2 & #3).

Creepers Can Give Off a Molester/Rapist, Sex-Fiend, Lurker Vibe.

Many Times, Creepers Are Sociopathic (they Socially Prey on People) & have Fake Charming Voices (see Worm Tongue).

The Male Creepers, Many Times, Sport Sparse Goatees or Beards & Usually Wear Sunglasses & are Sometimes Physically Fit, so that they can Rape More Often.

Many Female Creepers Can Be TATTOOED & Sometimes are “Betty Page” Look Alikes & Wannabees that have Leopard Skin Clothing Fetishes. Sometimes, they are plain looking housewives.

Creepers are Always Looking to Get Laid.

Some Common Examples of Creepers (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary)
1. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
2. All Adults who Try to HAVE SEX WITH Teenagers by Acting Cool through the Use of Drugs, Materialism, Music or Literature. This includes Most College Professors, Many High School Teachers, Some Step-Fathers & Recreational Church Leaders.
3. Men Who Have Mail-Order/Trophy Wives Half their Age out of Eastern Europe & China.
4. Married Men Who “Come On” to You while They are Dropping Off Their Children to School, Day Care, Church or the YMCA. (See More Detailed List on Urban Dictionary).
That Little Guy with the Goatee Beard & Dark Sun Glasses Who Keeps Trying to Have Sex With My Mother is One Little CREEPER.
by Tina from the BGCA August 27, 2014
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people who sneak up on you while your playing minecraft.when they get close they start screaming "BOOM" in your ear.

Often wear green pants and hoodies with white spots.
random minecraft player: YES, finally found some diamond. w00t!!
creeper: *sneaks up to gamer*
creeper: B000M!!!
gamer: WAAAH! oh you f*cking creeper!
by gun-streak June 12, 2011
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A green monster from Minecraft that sneaks up behind you, hisses, and then explodes. When killed, it drops gunpowder, which is needed for crafting TNT.
Creeper: SSSSSSSS

Miner: OH SHI-

Creeper: *BOOM!*
by Savverz December 30, 2010
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