Creeper

Exploding thin green thing that kills you. They are everywhere.

Player: :D
*BOOM*
You Died!
Player: Aw man, I got blasted by a creeper again!
Player 2: U R NOOB
Player: D:

by Normal American Citizen July 13, 2012

Creeper

A green monster from Minecraft that sneaks up behind you, hisses, and then explodes. When killed, it drops gunpowder, which is needed for crafting TNT.

Creeper: SSSSSSSS

Miner: OH SHI-

Creeper: *BOOM!*

by Savverz December 31, 2011

Creeper

A phallus-shaped, green, and rather unhappy monster in Markus Persson's most popular game, Minecraft. They are renowned for sneaking up on players and exploding, killing the player and sometimes destroying something a player has built. They are hard to notice until it's too late, since Creepers don't make any sound when they're walking. When they fet close to a player, however, they hiss and explode. Like other monsters in the game, they can't spawn unless it's in a dark enough area, like in a cave, or at night. Many players will rage-quit after being killed by one and will not play Minecraft again for weeks on end.

Player is killed by a Creeper.
"Fuck! I didn't even hear the thing! Screw this game!"

by a-zenith August 26, 2011

Creeper

Aww man. So we back in the mine got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side to side.

This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night diamonds tonight. Heads up, you hear a sound, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body, Oh no it's you again, I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes, Eyes, eyes, eyes. Cause baby tonight, the Creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again, Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, And run, run until it's done, done, until the sun comes up in the morn' Cause baby tonight, the Creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again

by Creamymemes July 28, 2019

Creeper

An exploding green dick.

*Mining my first diamonds*
*Creeper spawns up my ass*
Me: DON'T YOU BLOW UP MY DIA-
*boom*
Me: OMFG WHAT A BITCH

by DarkSoulUmbreonX~ January 15, 2015

Creeper

1. A person (usually a male) who stalks females. The guy usually watches and stares at them and Many times listens in to conversations or the victim.
2. A person who checks out your profile all the time to seek/gather information about a certain person. (Spying)
3. An older guy hitting on younger girls.

"Oh my, that guy is staring at you and following you again!"
"Eww, i know, He's such a creeper!!"

by wouldnt_it_be_nice? February 9, 2009

Creeper

A guy that is weird. He is usually quite out of the ordinary, in both the way he speaks and the way he looks. He usually doesn't have very many friends, and is always in the backround when something happens.

That guy is such a creeper.

by Cass H January 9, 2006