That bitch gave me green dick
by RKTrueluck August 7, 2004
Someone who's from the country, a rural. These people are called "green dick" because they like to sow crops before they get busy.
by PatrickA July 19, 2006
Taking any stimulant type or work out product, such as Creatine, to amp yourself up turning you into the Hulk before having sex.
by high as mile Kyle May 26, 2010
A title given to a fellow hunter who is quick to jump to conclusions and continuously identifies shrubbery as game, promting the more experienced hunter to refer to the bush as green (making reference to its actual fauna appearance) and dick (making reference to the persons character for making the said mistake.
by fieldcraft January 1, 2016
The act of fucking someone in the ass, and upon pulling your penis out, discovering that there is a collard green wrapped around your dick.
I met this chick that was obsessed with anal. It was the only way she could get off. In fact, it went pretty well until I pulled out one time and had a collard green dick.
by Dylan Lenoir November 29, 2011
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by ScientificStreet knowledge November 23, 2017