Cream Jeans 

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

Cream Jeans by TenaciousDDDDDD April 28, 2006

cream your jeans 

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

cream your jeans by Steve July 22, 2003

cream your jeans 

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

cream your jeans by Light Joker June 1, 2006

cream in your jeans 

to have a sexual orgasm with only visual stimulation

Your going to cream in your jeans when you see this hot, new girl

cream in your jeans by KK special September 24, 2003

cream one's jeans 

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

cream one's jeans by Sanjeev Sharma July 1, 2006

cream in your jeans 

when youwatch way too much porn and you just blow a load off in your jeans. It creams up your boxers and gets nasty after a while

yo man, i was watching some awesome porn the other night, and I creamed my jeans
cream in your jeans

cream in your jeans by Little Gords March 18, 2007

Creamjeanery 

Any person, place, thing or idea that is able to make one cream within their jeans.

Oasis' "(What's The Story) Morning Glory" is a work of pure musical creamjeanery.

Creamjeanery by ScottyTheCheapBumBum September 4, 2009