Cream Jeans

A word invented by Tenacious D to express when something is so incredibly awesome that you cream in your jeans.

"This next band asked me to read this... Stay here if you don't mind cream in your jeans"

-Announcer from HBO Tenacious D series

"Me, me and KG, we're all about sex supreme, we likes to cream jeans!"

-Taken from "Double Team" by TenaciousD

by TenaciousDDDDDD April 13, 2006

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cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 23, 2003

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cream one's jeans

to ejaculate in one's underwear (or pants)

Sam creamed his jeans when he saw the nude photo of Pamela Anderson.

by Sanjeev Sharma May 6, 2003

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cream your jeans

(variants: pants or silkies may replace jeans, in may be added) to orgasm in your pants due to excessive sexual excitement(the second variant is said of females)

Did looking at her big breasts make you cream your jeans?

by Light Joker May 29, 2006

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