Dave Crave

The unberably strong urge to listen to, look at, or go to a concert of Dave Matthews Band.

I couldn't go to the concert last night and I have such a bad Dave Crave right now!

by Suck me hard September 15, 2010

cock craving

Cock craving; and emotional state of desire that a woman feels for action from a man

Jessica: Man, I've got a major cock craving for Matt
Sally: Oh, I know what you mean, I wanna bang him

by Brian September 25, 2006

crave wave

The tingling sensation you get after you eat an entire case of sliders from white castle. Ultimately resulting in an explosive "wave" of feces protruding from the anus.

Mike: "OHH GOD!!! Its the CRAVE WAVE...."
Joe: "Hey Mike you need a hand in there?"

*the sound of an exploding rectum follows...*

by trugamr12 February 23, 2011

Hater-Crave

A person picking arguments with other people as if the other person(s) are hating, when in reality said people are not hating at all and are either neutral or supportive. All because they want haters, expected haters, and yet was presented with either supporters and/or people who just don't give a fuck.

Person 1- "Bro this evo has 90000 horse power and can beat a cts-v no probz"
Person 2- "cool bro"
Person 1- "serious bro, I seen it! That thing SPANKS the Cts-v!"
Person 2- "I believe it bro. I mean the cts-v weighs like 4400lbs but I mean yea the evo whoops the cts-v"
person 1- "bro cry all you want you little bitch, the evo beats it every time."
Person 2- "bro, why you hater-crave all the damn time? I just said that the evo beats the cts-v, I don't see how I'm being a little bitch."

by superduperpower April 2, 2015

song craving

Basicaly a really strong urge to hear a song you either haven't heard in a long time or used to hearing that song most of the time.
It can affect just about anyone regardless of what genre they like

Person A - It is hard to believe I haven't heard much of metallica lately

Person B - I know dude they are the best on the whole damn planet most their stuff really gives me a song craving

*Plugs in ipod selects the song metalica master of puppets offers Person B ear piece*

Person A - hear will this feed your song craving

by Anonymous454234 December 2, 2010

VD-craving

An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.

"Hey, wanna hang?"

"Cant.. i watching VD."

"VD?"

"Shh.. no text. distracting me."

"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."

by HB loves HP November 8, 2011

Facebook Cravings

When you have deactivated or deleted your Facebook account for a long period of time and still have the urge to create a new one/ activate your old one again so you can listen to others complain. This is common in Ex-Facebook whores. It is very close to Facebook Withdrawl in that you will sometimes not be able to function without thinking about liking or commenting someones status.

Boy 1: Dude, today makes a year of Facebook Sobriety
Boy 2: This requires a one-year facebook sobriety coin chip. Do you take Facebook cash?
Boy 1: Dude... Weak...

Boy 2:Haha Facebook Cravings.

by Dicktion Mastah August 5, 2012