Crapiling 

Procrastinating to crap. Like constipation, but you force yourself not to crap.

- Why don't you go to the bathroom?
- I can't, I'm crapiling.

Crapiling by F.U.M.A. May 31, 2011

crapalini 

Italian bullshit.

Enzo: Hey if you lend me 20 bucks I'll return them tomorrow.
You: Cut the crapalini Enzo.

crapalini by martinmicci April 28, 2014

crapping around 

Hanging out where there is the greatest concentration of great deals and values.

We were just crapping around at the Piggly Wiggly and found soup 3 for a dollar!

crapping around by daveburdick December 22, 2007

crapping you negative

Meaning "I'm not kidding." An equivalent of "I shit you not."

Said by the character Glen (played by actor Sam McMurray) in the Coen Brothers' movie "Raising Arizon"

Person 1: Did you hear that Brad and Jen broke up?
Person 2: No way!
Person 1: I'm crapping you negative.

crapping you negative by FelixPen June 1, 2006

chapuling

The verb of resistance against Turkish AKP Government.

Turkish Prime Minister calls anyone as Capulcu (looter,plunderer) who stand against his government or who simply critizes him.

In ancient times that behavior called as dictatoria.

If Obama stands against Turkish PM then he will call US president as a Capulcu or his actions as chapuling.

Mr.President and First Lady are making too much noise by hitting their pots every evening. Damn they are capulcu. what they are doing is definitely Chapuling

chapuling by nabucadnezzar June 6, 2013

Capling (Drinking Game) 

Similar to the spirit of Curling, Capling is played with a beer bottle as a target and beer caps as the objects in play. Each player in a round of Capling is given the opportunity to toss 1 beer cap at the beer bottle with the closest cap to the bottle being the winner. The winner of the round is then allowed to dish out 10 drinks to any of the players, in any variation they choose (eg. losing player #1 must drink all 10). Once a player wins a round of Capling, they are then allowed to relocate the site of the beer bottle and another round begins with the past rounds winner shooting first.

Capling was invented by Jeff Dawidowitz and Mike Wickett in the beautiful city of St. Catharines, Ontario. While Jeff Dawidowitz was the inaugural Capling champion, Mike Wickett has succeeded him in every championship since. Capling has reached the height of its popularity at Silly Sundays - a popular spot to catch a full days schedule of NFL Football.

Game of Capling (Drinking Game) example: Cap #1 lands closer to the bottle than Cap #2 at the end of the round. Therefore person who threw Cap #2 must drink 10.

Capling (Drinking Game) by Dawidowitz October 27, 2010

Daniel Craiging

verb- to "Daniel-Craig"- to kick/knee/whip or otherwise impact someone's testicles at high velocity.

Named after the ridiculous number of times that Daniel Craig hits people in the nuts, is hit in the nuts, or is otherwise involved in testicular violence in his movies. Most prominently Casino Royale and Cowboys vs. Aliens

When done properly, the attacker will shout "Daniel Craig!" while kicking the victim in the balls

Joe: "DANIEL CRAIG!" *kick*
Aaron: "Ow shit! not funny bro..."
Drunk Vince: "I will protect you!"

Miles: "That night of Daniel Craiging left me emasculated"

Daniel Craiging by NotVincentPensyl September 7, 2011