crank

to cry and wank. after one has encountered an unfortunate incident in which they are forced to cry they go away to wank and cry at the same time.

jeremy cranked after ashley smacked him

by ziboi October 18, 2008

crank that

a dance for people with no life

soulja boy: wow man im da freshiest boi around.
1: yeah you crank that pretty damn well.

by mnicoleteeeeeeeee November 2, 2007

crank

A form of less pure meth made with anhydrous ammonia and lithium. The anhydrous ammonia is used in farming through out the mid-west. Crystal is a very pure form of meth made with red phosphras and iodine. Crank is often white to a peanut butter brown in color and is in powder or rock type form.

That guy buying all those cold pills is a crank cook.....

by Hellbound42101 January 27, 2007

Crank that

Stupidest dance and song of the 21st century next to a bay bay

Crank that is fucking wack!!!

by doitphaggot December 28, 2007

crank

A versatile term originating from students at Birch Wathen Lenox, "crank" is used to portray any given action (most commonly hooking up or smoking marijuana.) However, it can be used to describe any action, as it is all up to the user's discretion.
Alternate Variations: Crank dat (any noun/verb)

Kid 1: I got OD trees
Kid 2: Can we crank?

Kid 1: I'm so cranked

Kid 1: How long have you been trying to get with her?
Kid 2: Two weeks
Kid 1: TWO weeks and you haven't cranked!?

Kid 1: Wanna go crank?
Kid 2: Cheel, I'm good.
Kid 1: Wow, crank dat gaysha

Kid 1: We gotta be beast stealthy
Kid 2: Yea, crank dat splinter cell

Kid 1: Crank dat bathroom?

by Urban Dictionary May 3, 2008

crank

n. penis

Dude got caught with his hand on his crank.

by Holden McCrank March 15, 2003

cranked

Alt. cranked up. The state of being extremely hammered but still not feeling like shit. The stage of being drunk directly before throwing up— you’re still feeling amazing.

Let’s get fucking cranked at Tyler’s party dude!

by M. Anthony L. August 9, 2020