CRANIAL RECTOSIS

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.

Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

by Eric Shun May 2, 2003

cranial-erectonomy

a medical procedure of pulling someones head out of their ass

my friend was suffering from cranial rectitis, so the doctr performed a cranial-erectonomy

by Shoulin Funk July 20, 2010

Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

Cranial Elephantitis

The medical condition involving severe swelling of one's skull until said skull reaches an absurd girth.

As a kindergartener, Nils learned at an early age that his cranial elephantitis would prevent him from fitting through most doors, and as a result he would die alone and lonely

by LVGP January 22, 2009

cranial-rectosis

someone with their head up their ass.

That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.

by Bonzer2010 December 9, 2010

cranial rectosis

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders

that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!

by neanderman February 7, 2010

Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.

Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."

by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010