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CRANIAL RECTOSIS 

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.
Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

cranial rectosis 

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
cranial rectosis by neanderman February 7, 2010

cranial-rectosis 

someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
cranial-rectosis by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

cranialrectosis 

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head
Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.
cranialrectosis by BG14742 January 23, 2009

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026