Crani 

A pathetic guy (with a big dick)

I stopped talking to him because he was a Crani, but I didn't stop fucking him (of course).

Crani by Jimmy Jimmereeno February 20, 2003

Crani 

A really hot cool guy

Damn that nig is definetly a crani

Crani by Nick Stoudemire February 16, 2003

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft 

A miraculous life-changing surgery: side effects can sometimes change patient into turtles.

Robins dog came home from his Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft surgery as a turtle.

Lily: "How long did you--"
Robin: "Longer than I'm proud of."

Canine Testudine Cerebro Xenograft by anonymous888534 September 7, 2012

whats in the canister 

I could tell ya but then I'd have to kill ya

As for whats in the canister it's best you don't ask

whats in the canister by ExplosiveGoomba June 3, 2017

What bizarre act is the canine performing? 

A phrase used by British people use when perplexed about what a dog is doing.

"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

cranio-rectal intrusion 

A malady common to carbon-based life forms, cranio-rectal intrusion is also known as having your "head up your ass." As the size of any bureaucracy or institution grows, an exponential increase in the number of cases of "cranio-rectal intrusion" will also occur.

With no repercussions ever being suffered for not following the very laws it institutes, the U.S. Congress continues to prove that the people of the U.S. are suffering from a level of apathy that can only be achieved by prolonged cranio-rectal intrusion.

cranio-rectal intrusion by BiggerD October 14, 2010