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a short arse who love shagging his own granny...for money! he usually helps his grandad with the gardening and picks his bumhole at the same time. he can also be relied on to provide other men with genital warts, often polleys.he gets scobied by other men regularly while getting another man to shove his dick in his face, often hangs about with men who like to macinally after 11 o'clock on friday, saterday and sunday nights, when not doing this he looks for a mate using his specialised mating call, he finds mates to bumbreed with using high powered binoculars, usually has a small penis(average of less than 3.5cm) also relied on his friends who are girls to ask nonhomosexual guys out but is often rejected. he usually thinks he is cool but does not realise that mountain bikes ARE BETTER than there motorised counterparts!!!(what a douchebag)has an uncontrollable urge to get scobied by people mostly on average called nicolas or albinos. stay away from this pedophiliac!
dude#1: duude look over there seee that guy shagging his gran while poking his bumhole?

dude#2: you mean the one thats using his specialised mating call, to find mates to bumbreed with using his less than 3.5cm penis while being scobied and macinallying himself similtaneously?

dude #1:oh you spotted another craig, well done old chap thats the third one this week, its going to be a riot when they go into mating season to find nicolas's and albinos for there erotic creepy sexual activities.

dude#2 well discribed old bean:D

dude #1: i concur

dude#2: indububly
by william,taylor,is,gay June 19, 2009
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To be a 3rd wheel whenever trips out are organised. Also to have very little style as a result of mass spending in Camp mans heaven ( Topman )

To go down on a horse and include a video on most of his profiles documenting this disgusting orgy fest!!
Ahhh Man that guys such a craig!!
That kid just done a craig to that animal!
by SAS_Benokey April 21, 2008
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constantly injures himself so that he can limp and gain sympathy as he think this is a way to pick up girls. obsessed with red, this is because he believes he is a demon child when in reality he is just a mong...this type of species commonly found in pairs, usually with a cairn (see UD for cairn). common catch phrases, 'thats how i roll' and 'you get me' even when there is nothing to get. can be seen as a demented frog and more often than not seen with a rape face. the name Craig is commonly associated with the 1983 rapist which is why Craig's are usually seen with a rape face. has a special dance which could be described as the hokey kokey however above all this is a very lovely person, just beware as he may rape you...
"yoo look at that lovely person doing the hokey kokey"

yo maan thats a craig hes got the venomous red on, watch out he may rape you check out the rape face"

"ah shit yeah damn his dance almost lured me in, thanks man you got my back"
by yobabes December 24, 2012
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Somebody who is boring, never goes out and is always the first to call it a night.
Person A - "I think I might go home"
Person B - "Come on mate don't be a Craig"
Person A - "Oh OK I don't want to be a Craig"
by CLGW93 February 25, 2015
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When getting ready to eat a big juicy burger, say "pass the craig"
by CJ1978 February 04, 2010
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(verb)to craig something is to look at somthing that your not supposed to look at and angers the person whos something it is your looking at
Jasmine:(is on computer and having a private conversation)
Canai:(looks at computer screen) Who is Stefan Jasmine?
Jasmine: Yo why are you craigin' my shit
by Tim Hallenbeck May 08, 2009
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A whiny little bitch, of small stature; often recognizable due to a small strange tuft on their back. Other characteristics include being a complete douche and having grey hair. A Craig will also generally be unnecessarily mean and obnoxious to their girlfriend, even if they are only trying to help.

In summary; a Craig can be classed as a midget with a tuft and a big nose who is also a whiny little bitch
"God, you can be such a Craig sometimes, you're such a weiner ... obvs!"
by rocky broadforest April 10, 2011
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