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50.
has a girlfriend usually named sarah and is a perfect young couple with a slight age gap. soulmates. the one.
dude! look at that couple! so sweet together! his name must be craig and hers sarah!! nawww.
by Tameika223322 December 15, 2008
 
51.
A male figure who often talks about the army, but knows very little about it. He has asian shaped eyes and often smells of baby sick.
He is an individal that never has any money but somehow manages to scrape bus fares together when he needs to.
Can pick up ugly underaged girls very easily and is often mistaken for a rapist.
"Hey are you not that guy that raped the underaged girl?"
"NO! she was conscious."
"wait, yes you are! You're Craig!"
by Dixon5 August 27, 2009
 
52.
the act of being "salty" or extremely over dramatic.
An old lady cut you in line at McDonald's and you get "craig" and flick her off.
by tabetha ruiz April 01, 2008
 
53.
(adj) Big toe, in history the largest toe ever documented. Also resembles a dinosaur, T-REX to be exact.. (frequent strip club attender) oh and frequently found scurrying away from parties getting busted by cops.. and found on roof tops.
girl: who invited CRAIG to my party?
other girl: i dont know get that big toe out of here!
guy: whats that dinosaur doing here, somebody get craig home!
by EVVVA March 19, 2009
 
54.
a person who goes to a Golf shop with no intention of buying.
Did you see that Craig I just served. He will never buy anything.
by Bulldog 1 May 20, 2008
 
55.
For a gay man to violently sodomize another man in a men's restroom.
"Did you hear on the news? That man got craig'd in the bathroom!"
by Hans Zimmerman September 04, 2008
 
56.
A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
A: that guy completely ruined my and my bf's life
B: Yeah i know he's such a Craig
by balls5647 July 22, 2009