A Craig is when someone is a complete dick and forces themselves on girls, aggressive for no reason. sets out to destroy other people's lives cus their own lives are absolute shit and cannot make themselves feel better unless everyone else is completely fucked up too.
A: that guy completely ruined my and my bf's life
B: Yeah i know he's such a Craig
by balls5647 July 22, 2009
Homosexual, often found playing halo and pretending to smoke pot. Has no real friends but believes that everyone loves him. At the same time every person on earth, even those who he has never met in entire world hate him. Often creating death threats and thrashing about when he is angered. A common phrase from him is "ILL KILL ALL OF YOU!!!"

Believes in communism but cannot defend it from the weakest of arguments. Overall, a tool.
Guy 1: Haha its craig

Guy 2: Yeah I know that guys a cunt.
by ldkfjlasjdflasdf May 22, 2009
To be a 3rd wheel whenever trips out are organised. Also to have very little style as a result of mass spending in Camp mans heaven ( Topman )

To go down on a horse and include a video on most of his profiles documenting this disgusting orgy fest!!
Ahhh Man that guys such a craig!!
That kid just done a craig to that animal!
by SAS_Benokey April 21, 2008
a short arse who love shagging his own granny...for money! he usually helps his grandad with the gardening and picks his bumhole at the same time. he can also be relied on to provide other men with genital warts, often polleys.he gets scobied by other men regularly while getting another man to shove his dick in his face, often hangs about with men who like to macinally after 11 o'clock on friday, saterday and sunday nights, when not doing this he looks for a mate using his specialised mating call, he finds mates to bumbreed with using high powered binoculars, usually has a small penis(average of less than 3.5cm) also relied on his friends who are girls to ask nonhomosexual guys out but is often rejected. he usually thinks he is cool but does not realise that mountain bikes ARE BETTER than there motorised counterparts!!!(what a douchebag)has an uncontrollable urge to get scobied by people mostly on average called nicolas or albinos. stay away from this pedophiliac!
dude#1: duude look over there seee that guy shagging his gran while poking his bumhole?

dude#2: you mean the one thats using his specialised mating call, to find mates to bumbreed with using his less than 3.5cm penis while being scobied and macinallying himself similtaneously?

dude #1:oh you spotted another craig, well done old chap thats the third one this week, its going to be a riot when they go into mating season to find nicolas's and albinos for there erotic creepy sexual activities.

dude#2 well discribed old bean:D

dude #1: i concur

dude#2: indububly
by william,taylor,is,gay June 19, 2009
The act of anonymous, consensual, homosexual sex in public restrooms. Made famous by Senator Larry Craig of Idaho, who got busted performing said act by a police sting. Perhaps not surprisingly, Mr. Craig has strongly opposed any remotely gay-friendly legislation.
If you ever really need to get laid, you can always pull a craig.
by L4rry September 27, 2007
craig is an old term used by english gay men for havin sex with another male for a small gain in welth(rent boy)
i done a craig so i cn afford the bills this week
by sum strange guy October 14, 2007
Craig is the sexy character from South Park. He is most known for flipping people off and getting in trouble. Secretly, Craig is a cross-dresser, and he is in love with Tweek!
"Woah man, tht Craig is a FREAKING genius. An idea... MACHINE"
by 234oo February 15, 2006

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