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crackster 

1. one who habitually uses crack
2. one who carries the mannerisms of a habitual crack user
Watch out for the cracksters at the front door.

I wish that crackster would get away from my window.
crackster by honore d. balzac March 16, 2010

Crackatoa 

The sound Krakatoa made whenever it erupts.
"...and it just goes *crackatoa*"
-Random Indonesian explaining how the eruption sounds

crackteria 

The bacteria that lives in a vaginal or rectal crack.
I went down on my wife last night and emerged this morning with foul halitosis from her “crackteria”.
crackteria by devestment October 10, 2009

crackattack 

The sudden, unstoppable need to use crack cocaine.
I was on my way home to see my wife when I was hit by a crackattack, so I called my dealer and got high instead.
crackattack by Jason Corrigall December 7, 2006

Crackatunes 

Music white people listen too. Examples: Classic Rock, Country, Heavy Metal, Michael Bolton.
Person 1: Did you hear Jimmy’s new playlist?

Person 2: Yeah, Jimmy loves him some crackatunes!
Crackatunes by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

full crackatoa 

Describes an event that has become, or gotten, way out of hand. Over the top. Something extreme.
I went to the doctor for a check-up, and received the full crackatoa instead (digital rectal exam)