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The ongoing massive public dumping of sensitive diplomatic cables online by Wikileaks founder Julian Assange that continues to embarrass the U.S. State Department.

A play on the word Watergate from the early 1970s U.S. political scandal that eventually resulted in the resignation of President Richard M. Nixon.
Julian Assange awaits extradition from Britain to Sweden on trumped up rape charges, but everyone knows he's really a victim of international political intrigue regarding his roll in Cablegate.
Cablegate by dookeyboy December 8, 2010
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Crabmeat Dick 

the smell or condition commonly attributed to an unclean penis or taint. this smell often ruminates through bar men's rooms and high school bathrooms/locker rooms alike.
Why Janice, what is that scent your wearing, might it be crabmeat dick?

Dude, you've got some serious crabmeat dick going on down there.
Crabmeat Dick by chesterdude87 December 17, 2008

crabmeat 

What your genitalia smells like after scuba diving.
After a breif dive,Tom let Cindy lick on his crabmeat.
crabmeat by Big MikeM August 1, 2007

crabbygal 

A freaky whore who is obsessed with hermit crabs, is in love with a fat ass geek named Thunderangek, and uses word combos involving the gayest words on earth,example-dickcheese and n00bser(n00b & loser). Also says things that don't even hurt.
1.the crabbygal thinks about McDonalds this way: Hamburger:DO NOT EAT. Coke: BEER. Fries:POISON.
crabbygal by Jackelope July 16, 2008

clabberative effort

Refers to where two or more individuals work together to properly ferment milk into a thickened state in preparation to creating yummy "curds 'n' whey"-type dairy-products like yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream, etc.
I love to hang out with my Amish neighbors on Thursdays when they gather in one of their kitchens to make their creamy-milk delicacies to sell at our town's Saturday farmer's-market --- what a delightful clabberative effort it is!
Half crab, half wombat

Chewy gristle like texture
Smells like a wombat and walks like a crab
That manky crabbat Ste is at it again
Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021
Half wombat, half crab
Chewy gristle like texture

Smells like a wombat, walks like a crab, beady eyes like a gecko
That dirty crabbat Ste is at it again AHHHHHHH
Crabbat by Lil chaz November 23, 2021