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Couch Fisting 

Couch fisting (also known as Crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff...
Hey man, today I was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, BellaDonna's magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the Lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella...I think...
Couch Fisting by ILOVELAMP!! December 9, 2010
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Couch Fishing 

A game created by Beavis and Butthead. You dig random items out of your couch, attach them to a fishing rod and hook, and toss the baited hook out of the closest window to the couch and wait for animals/people to grab the item, then reel 'em in.
Hey Beavis, let's go couch fishing..
Couch Fishing by coalnine August 28, 2009