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The sqraunched up little kleenex tissues you find in the garbage by the computer used to wipe away any ejaculate that was expelled as a result of wacking off to porn or any online erotica.
Your trash is topped with cotton balls dude, how much porn do you watch?
by bodanglez91 July 05, 2010
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An old lady who has complely white curly hair. cotton balls can be seen at the pharmacy or at your local grocery store. (also see Cotton Field)
Dude1: some stupid cotton ball put a dent in my door today while i was parked at Wal-Mart.

Dude2: maybe you shouldn't park near the handicap section anymore.
by Justiceemu February 06, 2009
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When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking
"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob
by ghizmo May 03, 2007
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What you call a pussy that is dry and furry.
Dude, I went down on Lauren last night and I got cotton balled!
by Chuck Bucket April 14, 2005
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The dreaded final stage of "Beer Nuts".
"When my beer nuts turn to cotton balls, I'll be heading home to you."
by TallicaD00d February 27, 2005
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The dreaded later stage of beernuts.
When my beernuts turn to cottonballs, I'll be coming home to you.
by Tom Thamuz September 01, 2003
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something you would buy but not want as a nickname, as opposed to cinnamon buns.
Ya this is steve, and mark, and this here's cotton balls.
by Bret Polk November 05, 2010
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