A Vauxhall Corsa owner is someone who is believed to be a nonce. They prefer underage girls and McDonald’s. Typically seen in tescos car park and outside their local highschools these young pedophiles are very well known for there noncey behaviour.
by Gingernigga April 1, 2020
A respectable racing simulation game created by the company Kunos Simulazioni, released on December 19th of the year 2014. The game has 178 different vehicles to choose from (a good chunk of them are paid DLC) and it is possible to mod the game to add more, though a lot of mods are of poor quality from personal experience. The game has 19 reasonably detailed tracks with no default rainy or snowy weather conditions or day/night cycle, so one may prefer another simulation for this reason. Again, it is possible to mod the game to add more tracks.
As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
As for realism, Assetto Corsa is reasonably accurate; most of the people that pick on it for ridiculous understeer have no idea what they're doing and can't enter a corner to save their god damn life (or don't know how to set up their car correctly. Like, seriously guys; default setups in any game usually favor understeer. This is common knowledge. Change your setup if you want more oversteer, damnit!). The game also has quite good graphics for its time, and you should be fine running it on medium to high settings with an RX 560 or better. The sound design is tolerable, perhaps a little mediocre.
Me, to a friend: Hey, have you heard of this game called Assetto Corsa? You might like it, I know you're into sim-racing.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
Friend: Oh, thanks! I've heard of it but never tried it. I think I'll install it today.
by Abyss the Hybrid January 14, 2021
A small supermini owned by Vauxhall.
Usually driven by the younger generation of today, the type who grunt for general communication and have hair that would disgrace a badgers arse.
You know the type.
Normally modified to the level of a five year old, typical 'Lexus Look' Lights, Plastic body kits, an exhaust fitting that is almost always a stripped tin of baked beans.
Usually driven by the younger generation of today, the type who grunt for general communication and have hair that would disgrace a badgers arse.
You know the type.
Normally modified to the level of a five year old, typical 'Lexus Look' Lights, Plastic body kits, an exhaust fitting that is almost always a stripped tin of baked beans.
Jim: "Look there goes one of those Vauxhall Corsa's Stuart"
Stuart: "Yes, your right Jim, you know how I know? Because I've just had a pot of paint thudded of my forehead"
A drone of a measly engine follows, with the cackling laugh of the 'Filthy Youth' of today echoing through the evening air
Stuart: "Yes, your right Jim, you know how I know? Because I've just had a pot of paint thudded of my forehead"
A drone of a measly engine follows, with the cackling laugh of the 'Filthy Youth' of today echoing through the evening air
by The FiatMobile June 10, 2009
when someone describes something they have and lie/mistake that it is actually something else they are then said to have a purple corsa.
No it isn't, it's a purple corsa
by Surly Barman March 24, 2011
1) are you gonna cross the road?
no, i'll let this corsa pass first
2) the sort of person who drives a vauxhall corsa is the sort of person who'll end up in prison one day
no, i'll let this corsa pass first
2) the sort of person who drives a vauxhall corsa is the sort of person who'll end up in prison one day
by blue corsa driver March 13, 2008
the process of a druken female giving a blow-job to another drunken male in a vauxhall corsa, while another male friend (preferably drunken) is asleep in the same corsa.
both seats should be wound back, with the sleepy male on one seat, and the receiving male on the other. The female should be in a crouching position on the floor. The female should not swallow, but wretch out of the car door at regular intervals. After receiving the blow-job, the male and female may switch psoitions, but only if both parties are in agreement
both seats should be wound back, with the sleepy male on one seat, and the receiving male on the other. The female should be in a crouching position on the floor. The female should not swallow, but wretch out of the car door at regular intervals. After receiving the blow-job, the male and female may switch psoitions, but only if both parties are in agreement
by El Planko December 1, 2006
When an individual becomes obsessed with Vauxhalls Corsas', using them in conversations, status updates and bringing them up wherever possible. In extreme cases, individuals have been known to develop sexual relationships with their Corsas', sometimes naming them 'Lucy' etc.
Did you hear Zac just passed his test and his mum bought him a car? Yeah, he's already turned into an absolute Corsa Wanker.
by ZacIsMyNemisis July 14, 2014