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Cootermonger 

a dealer in or trader of cooter.
My friend, the pimp, is an excellent cootermonger.
Cootermonger by Squeetthang March 25, 2009

coonerang 

A person (usually black or vanta black) who behaves foolishly, showing up regularly to fuck with people and generally troll
ā€œ I swear i’m going to assfuck that coonerang has into the ground ā€œ
coonerang by poggerchampion December 25, 2020
Verb: the action of inserting an item(s)(lipstick, toy, food, drugs, contraband, etc) into a vagina for the purpose of hiding said item from interested parties (police, priest, boyfriend etc)
The young lady was cootering heroin when captured by the authorities.
cootering by HK Han D'job July 23, 2015

cooterwagon 

Dirts that have to get in their car "dukes of hazzard" style at the gas station after buying cigarettes for a friend that tried but was too young!
Tonya had to cooterwagon quickly at the Crawfordsville Shell station.
cooterwagon by natalie sloan March 7, 2005

Cooterang 

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.
Damn bro that bitch is a cooterang.
Cooterang by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

coometang 

(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
coometang by Aaron & Jayden May 17, 2007