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cootermonster 

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!
cootermonster by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Cootermommer 

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.
Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.
The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.
The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026