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cootermonster 

My girl and i was gonna have sex last night, but her cootermonster scared the shit outta me!
cootermonster by BatesLane January 28, 2018

Cootermommer 

A very deep bellybutton that can be used as an alternative to a cooter. It is also a refrence to a MILFs cooter. It is commonly a saggy old one that is all used up.
Man did you see johns cootermommer in the locker room?

YA! it was so fucking sick!

Will: tyriq, your such a fag!
Tyriq: GO SUCK YOUR MOMS COOTERMOMMER CRACKA!

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.
The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.

Countermonger

A legal request to revoke, cancel or rescind by giving an order contrary to one previously given.
The agency did not send the countermonger letter, so they celebrated with watersports.