2 definitions by Aaron & Jayden

A joint mockery and abomination.

Used to call something a joke and a sin at the same time
Boba a mockeration of legitimate tea beverages
by Aaron & Jayden September 7, 2022
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(1) (coom-uh-tang) A pussy that has the power to produce a minimum of 8 simultanious male/female orgasms inside of an hour.

(2) know in some beastiality circles as a racoon vagina. It is somewhat spiral shaped, like a corkscrew.
Yo, you know that girl i left with from the club last night? damn she was good when the lights turned out. I swear she must have had a coometang or sumfing.
by Aaron & Jayden May 4, 2007
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