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Coondoggle 

When national media gets all flustered over a black kid getting killed by a white cop.
You hear about Trayvon?

Yeah man, cant wait for the incoming coondoggle.

Corndoggler 

A man born with corndogs where his fingers and toes should be, genetic mutation has given him the ability to regenerate the corndogs.
The man was attack by the corndoggler and was found with 3 corndogs lodged in his throat
Corndoggler by GuitarGuy March 14, 2012

coondogged 

Someone getting worn the fuck out in a bracket race.
I just coondogged this man for .003 above.
coondogged by coonsdiggity July 11, 2021

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026