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1. Naggy Bracket
A person who always ends a sentence or conversation by moaning, usually it is quite hard to put up with a Naggy Bracket.
Tom: Lets go to the party tonight.
Jill: No, my back is hurting
Ben: Jill, stop being a Naggy Bracket
2. Up The Bracket Alley
The alley in Bethnal Green, London, where The Libertines' song 'Up The Bracket' was filmed that has become a place of pilgrimage for Libertines fans. It is graffittied with many Libertines lyrics and is close to Carl Barât and Pete Doherty's former flat on Teesdale Street.
Up The Bracket Alley, the origin of one of the greatest songs ever, is at Hare Row, Tower Hamlets, E2.
3. Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket
Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket: The msn emoticon for a Thumbs Up.
Jez: "I'm badass!"
Me: "Open Bracket, Y, Close Bracket "
4. Bracket vioce
To comment on someones stupid/illogical action in a third person point of view to make fun of them, sometimes in a sarcastic manner. When using the bracket voice one must over pronounce every word they are saying for maximum effect.

When in text format add brackets to the words you want to say in the bracket voice.
Matt: "Where should i take us?"
Dana: "Drive to the main beach"
(Matt takes the long way)
Dana: "(He takes the stupid way!)"
Matt: hahaha the bracket vioce!

Corey: "I love my car so much, its gonna get me so much pussy!"
Matt: "(He thinks hes sweet)"

John: "(The Leafs loose again!)"
5. Bracket Eight
Bracket Eight is the correct way to explain the sexual act called "69ing" or "sixty nining." The man's penis goes into the woman's mouth and the man's tongue goes into the woman's vagina, therefore the man is the bracket. The woman is represented by the "8" because both extensions of the bracket penetrate the openings of the eight "8," the mouth and vagina of the woman.

{8 (The real bracket cannot be used on Urban Dictionary)
Hate 'em, date 'em, bracket eight 'em.
6. Chalky
In sports: when there are very few upsets in an playoff system/bracket/tournament
"Last years NCAA Bracket was very chalky"
7. taffy bracket
A very loose boundary. A limit that can be stretched like taffy. Usually used to describe financial ambiguity.
Well, since I'm making some where between zero and nothing, my income is kind of on a taffy bracket right now.
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