1.) Coming from the Italian "culata", it is a bump or push with one's buttocks.

2.) A popular line of sugary iced beverages at Dunkin Donuts.
1.) Mi fai una culata in faccia. (Put your butt on my face.)

2.) At the drive-thru: "Can I get a large Chocolate Coolata please?"
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Recognition of something's awesomeness or coolness. Can also be an express of agreement, recognition.

Never capitalized, that would be uncool.
Alice: I got an A+.
Bob: coolata!
by yusufm February 2, 2005
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A beautiful drink made of sperm and served in a salt rimmed glass. Always tasty
I saw michaela drinking a Penis Coolata and licking her lips.
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A drink made of sperm and some sort of alcoholic beverage that you drink at parties :)
I saw your mom drinking a Penis Coolata your dad made for her.
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The process of jerking off into an old sock, letting the seman dry to get that nice glazed feeling, and re-inserting your dick into the old gym sock while sticking ice cubes up your ass to help you get off. For extra topping, don't forget to stick your finger in that melted down brown ass water on your bed and give it a sniff.
"John, your looking a little sluggish today, what's wrong?

"I just havn't had my Double Glazed Coolata yet, that always wakes me up!"
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