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Conservidiot 

A self-righteous and close-minded conservative, who has only ever been exposed to one set of ideology, and is so convinced on his own idiosyncrasies that he or she is incapable of hearing, observing or considering any other view points or data - often so entangled with fallacies that is incapable of logic or expermination
The only type of rebuttal from any conservidiot is to call their opponent a libtard.
Conservidiot by Classylady17 April 2, 2017
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conservidouche 

A person who believes in being close-minded to the point of extreme douchbag-ness
Putting time restrictions on your gaming consoles for beliefs although your friends do not share the same extreme beliefs that you may have.

"Just let us play after sundown, Brandon Grentz room 414, don't be a conservidouche."
conservidouche by Doctor Boobs November 6, 2009

Conservatidiot 

N.

1. A person who uses their conservative politics as an excuse for not thinking.

2. A person of conservative bent who is incapable of thought.
"Today's conservatidiot is not like the conservatives of old, who distorted facts to serve their own arguments. At least they had facts. And arguments."

"A conservatidiot knows that a fact is a liberal conspiracy, a tea bag is a philosophy, and a parrot is a patriot."
Conservatidiot by Maddie B June 10, 2012
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026