Conky

An adjective describing a situation that is both kinky and wonky.

Derek: *cradling a slab of roast beef* "Here, hold my meet baby!"
Manager: "That's conky."

by Kibble909 January 13, 2017

The Night of Conky

A night where your friend shows up at your house, gets all drunk, and starts talking like Conky from Trailer Park Boys. He/she might also whip out a miniature Conky puppet to add to the effect.

Rachelle: Ravvviiiinnneee.
Colin: Hey Rachelle, how much have you have to drink tonight?
Rachelle: I don't know, stuuupiiid.
Fannie: Somebody take that puppet away from her. It's really pissing me off.
Andrzej: It's The Night of Conky!

by cokemidget August 13, 2009

conky tonk

A derogatory term used for a homo-sexual australian indian, especially a fat one.

See that fat cunt? he really is a conky tonk

by Jdaddy83au September 25, 2007

Conky Ride

just another term for a piggy back ride.

might more specifically mean when someone actually sits on your shoulders vs, hanging off your back.

Hey were gonna play fights in the pool. 2 vs 2. Give me a 'conky ride' . i'll give you one next. first to topple over the other wins.

by Thelastdodo June 5, 2011

Conky mojo

A talented, extremely good looking white resident of the Bahamas. Though he is white, the natives consider him one of their own. Very few have attained this glorious position. This title cannot be taken, only given.

Eleuthera has but one conky mojo.

by Conky Mojo August 8, 2011

Conky (Conchy) Joe

Any white native or longtime resident of The Bahamas. Also, a Bahamian cocktail similar to a White Russian, with coconut rum being substituted for vodka.

These Conky (Conchy) Joes are trying to keep the black man down, here in these Bahamian islands.

by carydog January 24, 2009

Conky Doo Daa

A phrase for the most extreme idiocy.

Stop being such a conky doo daa.

by The Real Conk January 17, 2021