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"Hey Conky, what's today's secret word?" - Peewee Herman
by frodaddy March 02, 2005
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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"George is so conky, he thinks he's better than all the black people."

"That conky mother fucker, who does he think he is?"
by M and B September 28, 2013
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by Show February 03, 2005
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Excessively black to a fault.
A ham falls out between a black woman's legs at a grocery store while yelling at her kids. She looks shocked for a moment and the says "Who threw that at me?"—Conky!
by Pray4rain September 29, 2011
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This desk is a wee bit conky...
by josquius April 15, 2004
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An adjective describing a situation that is both kinky and wonky.
Derek: *cradling a slab of roast beef* "Here, hold my meet baby!"
Manager: "That's conky."
by Kibble909 January 12, 2017
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