Bahamian

(pronounced Buh-HAY-mee-enz) A person who has parents or ancestors born in The Bahamas who were at one time a citizen of The Commonwealth of The Bahamas after it became independent, not including those who remained British citizens after The Bahamas gained its independence in 1973. Bahamians are 85% black, although there are also 12% white and 3% Asian or Hispanic. Bahamians are usually very good looking and have soothing accents.

I am a Bahamian because my father was born in The Bahamas and was a citizen until he was 18 years of age.

by Taylor Robert Koehler May 10, 2005

Bahamian Hollering

When a man is at the climax of cumming, he screams very loudly when he ejaculates.

Tom- "Damn Nick you haven't gotten any sleep"
Nick- "Yeah, because of my damn neighbor did a Bahamian Hollering and couldn't get any sleep."

by MountianTim_JJBA November 4, 2019

Bahamian Hollering

Crying/laughing so loud it sounds like screaming or yelling

Bro that shit was so funny it had me Bahamian hollering

by Nemo 😏 December 8, 2021

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

by sirpippinspippins October 26, 2015

Bahamian Totebag

A man takes a woman by her labia majoris, grabbing each lip firmly with his first finger and thumb, and has intercourse with her, pulling the lips against his shaft.

"Last night I gave my woman a Bahamian Totebag, and she loved it."

by Jennifer Kindernay July 10, 2006

Bahamian Lobster Trap

Having a hemorrhoid pushed back in with a dildo.

Joey paid a hooker to give him a Bahamian lobster trap.

by Omalley December 14, 2015

Bahamian Bar Slide

When a beautiful woman gets so trashed she hooks up with a person she would never touch if she were sober.
Characteristics include that once sober the woman wants to vomit in an effort to purge herself of shame.

"Whoa, she's had too much to drink...you see that over there, that's about to be a Bahamian bar slide".

"Man after that tequila last night I totally Bahamian bar sled into that douche bag's bed".

"After Carla broke up with Jeff she went out and got so trashed she Bahamian bar sled all over town"

by LyricalGenius318 May 16, 2013