Coni 

A very lovely girl who make everyone stop and stare at her because she's flawless and you're not.

Also, she's pretty, smart and nice.
Sometimes, her perfection makes some people feel envy, but is not her fault being perfect in everything.

In some countries is a short name for Constanza.

Did you see Coni? She looks great, as always.

Coni by picturetoburn13 August 21, 2012

Coni 

V. The process of deleting statuses, comments, or wall posts on Facebook to hide anything that may make you look bad

You better Coni that shit before you get P-Messed.

Coni by P-Me$$ July 12, 2009

coni 

a makeshift condom, eg a mars bar wrapper and a elastic band.

oh god i had to make a coni last night!

coni by Alex Crowe February 15, 2007

Coni 

Cool + Nice = Coni

Oh boi, that girl is so coni!

Coni by hennisilars March 25, 2017

Coni 

A word that describes a person who hides who they truly are. These types of people tend to twist the truth and make people upset in many different ways. Their biggest skills are:
● Being manipulative
● Catfishing
● Starting fights (verbal and not)
One of the biggest ways they differ from basic manipulators is, they use and make multiple different emails, numbers, and socials. All just to keep track of what they see as prey. They love using apps like textnow, snapchat, and Instagram.

Riley: Did you see all the fake looking accounts linked to Lani?
Shell: Yes, I’m starting to think Lani is a Coni.

Coni by rillsanio February 24, 2024

Coni 

A word that describes a person who hides who they truly are. These types of people tend to twist the truth and make people upset in many different ways. Their biggest skills are:
● Being manipulative
● Catfishing
● Starting fights (verbal and not)
One of the biggest ways they differ from basic manipulators is, they use and make multiple different emails, numbers, and socials. All just to keep track of what they see as prey. They love using apps like textnow, snapchat, and Instagram.

Person 1: Did you see all the fake looking accounts linked to girl?
Person 2: Yes, I’m starting to think she is a Coni.

Coni by rillsanio February 24, 2024

coniferophilia 

(Noun)
(1) (biology) a profound interest in conifers: cone-bearing seed plants with vascular tissue, better known as pine trees, cedars, firs, redwoods, spruces...

(2) (psychiatry) a type of dendrophilia, i.e. sexual attraction to trees, more specifically conifers. Dendrophilia is a paraphilia. Paraphilic dendrophiliacs and coniferophiliacs are aroused by trees and sometimes want to have sexual contact with them. Extremely rare.

- "How come you know so much about pines?"
- "Actually, I was talking about spruces, Jerry. But anyway, I'm a coniferophiliac, really."
- "What the hell? You wanna fuck trees??"
- "No, no, no, it just means I am interested in conifers."
- "That's not what Urban Dictionary says."

coniferophilia by Monticello-W October 18, 2016