Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
by Christopher8600 June 10, 2022
When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 28, 2012