condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice

Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!

by Houman February 15, 2005

condi

a person who does a lot of work but never accomplishes anything

named for Condoleezza Rice's efforts in government

get your shit together and stop being such a condi

by eleanor roosevelt November 25, 2007

Condy

Slang for condom. Possibly said while drunk, but mostly said just because you can.

My friend Lil Masty needs a condy every saturday night.

by K. Mhettos October 23, 2004

Condi Rice

The first African-American war criminal.

Condi Rice was one of the major architects of the invasion of Iraq before becoming Secretary of State

by Rattus cattus September 15, 2006

aunt condi

The female version of Uncle Tom, a sell out to her race, a black woman who will say or do anything to be in good standing with the (white) "Man", at the expense of denying her own culture. A poser, a tampoon. Think Condi Rice

That Condi Rice will support anything that George Bush does. She is an Aunt Condi.

by pghkm September 28, 2006

Condi Rice

Step 1: Wet your penis
Step 2: Flop it in a bag of high quality rice until thoroughly covered.
Step 3: Smack someone in the face with your penis.

Work was stressing me out. It’s nice to come home and get good Condi Rice.

David is such a bitch. He deserved that Condi Rice.

by Jasper John February 1, 2007

mr. condie

BEST TEACHER EVER. bEST thEACHer oN THE PLANET. HE DOES Not clICKBAIt thingS

Mr. Condie is the CALIFoRNIA CONDOR

by Mr. CONDIE January 30, 2018