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Get your life in order, stop fucking around and get your head on straight.

Could also be to straighten or pack items that are askew.
Bob: "yo I failed the last 2 exams"
Phil: "you really gotta get your shit together"
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1) to organize something such as a stack of papers or such
present tense of

2) to get your thoughts straight; to put your mind at rest

3) to get everything ready for an event of any magnitude, be it the king of the world's birthday or your mother finishing dinner

past tense: got your shit together

future tense: get my shit together
1) When I couldn't find my homework in my messy backpack my mom told me to get my shit together.

2) That meeting really messed with my head; I gotta get my shit together.

3) Dude, the bus leaves for the track meet in ten minutes! Hurry up and get your shit together!
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A.I do not eat meat because it's not ethical.

B.Do you eat fish ?

A.Yes

B.Is not fish living creatures either worthy of your so-called "ethical" attitude ?

A.Oh...

B.GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
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To do an extra set because your mind wasn't focused on first set
Josh exclaimed "get your shit together " after Ryan and Saun did not complete the exercise correctly on the first time
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