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Compress (verb):

To put a hurtin on a bitch! In other words, to beat the shit out of a nigga.
When Tyrone's mom told him to clean his room. Tyrone got so mad he was gonna compress that nigga until she shit bricks and and wished she was dead...

Mom: Tyrone do da dishes nigga!\
Tyrone: Fuuuuuck bitch imma tryna watch my shit, nigga need to pipe down or imma compress your ass!!
by Rockod'abel July 20, 2016

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