Men's underwear that is usually longer than most and has a very skin tight fit. Mostly popular in sports, but also for guys who don't want their balls to flop around all day. Most say they are more comfortable than boxers since they don't ride up your leg and keep your dick in place. Most teenage boys feel the need to walk around with them in the locker room to show off their bulge .
Person 1: What kind of underwear is that?
Person 2: They're compression shorts, get some.
Person 1: Why are they better than boxers?
Person 2: They keep your balls in place and don't ride up your leg
by Nonometo March 10, 2019
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The guy who would make you loose your marbles.
Compress defined: That Mr compress be putting his marbles in his pocket
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The act of sticking an object up the anus and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
After his clean joey, Jon performed some anal compression on the banana that he planned to eat. It came out so good he couldn't help but share with Sarah, Lady and the Tramp style.
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when 1 or more people smoke marijuana in an enclosed space such as a car, small room. etc. The smoke from the marijuana exhaled and burnt stays in the vicinity, causing the occupants to get even more stoned.
"yo, where can we smoke this bud?"
"we can have a compression session in my car."
"sweet."
by andrew June 18, 2004
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Adam always has Compression Cock when he goes to dances with compression shorts so he can hide his woody when he gets his grind on
by Issaquah'sFinest December 11, 2007
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Thank god for my compression shorts last night. It held my boner down so it wasn't poking Kirsten in the leg.
by Tallahassee31 September 23, 2012
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Usually used in sentence sarcastically, a Compression helmet counteracts and protects against the effects caused by the "fun theory". The "fun theory" states that if an individual has too much fun within a short amount of time, consequently, said individuals head will blow up.
Jon: So, what are doing on this fine Friday night?

Fraser: I have to go to bingo with my 94 year old
grandmother.

Jon: Better bring your Compression helmet!
by Roachey15 August 2, 2009
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