adj. wearing undergarments such as Spanx or other spandex to alter the shape of the body into a more appealing one.
"Wow, did you see Stacy? She looks smokin' hot!"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
"Yeah, she looks good, but she's just dressed to compress, didn't you see that spandex under her skirt?"
by 48104 July 7, 2009
Usually a flat, round piece of beef often referred to as a 'burger' or 'patty'. The production of this involves using the bicep meat of well-trained cows capable of many impressive arm curls. This is then 'compressed' using a machine featuring an array of logs which pummel the meat into a circular representation of submission.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
Compressed beef is often flame-grilled in secret, and traditionally served by Meat Representatives of a non-English origin.
The first ever use of compressed beef in this fashion was pioneered by Terry Nutkins in 1944 in an attempt to pacify the Nazi threat of the time.
'What you having for lunch?'
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
'Compressed Beef.'
(Hamburger, Cheeseburger, Hamburglar, Quarter Pounder, XL Bacon Double Cheeseburger, The Great Suprendo, Whopper, Big Mac)
by uglylittlespud February 2, 2012
He was as tight as a fishes ass under compression when it came time to getting any money out of him.....cunt.
by GS71 April 4, 2015
The air pressure builtup inside of the anus during anal activity's, that is then released sounding like a fart!
She has too much anal compression, it's always making the funny fart noise that her parents can hear.
by trendsetta420 April 1, 2019
by hawesomeSauce April 26, 2021
The act of your sexual partner inserting a finger into your anus, and you subsequently passing gas while still inserted; may be performed at any time not exclusive to receiving oral.
“Bro, sally stuck a finger in my ass the other day so I decided to give her the ol’ Shelby compression test!”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
“Bud, you’re sick”
“Yeah, bet she doesn’t try that shit again”
by Ligmamom September 16, 2021
Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning
by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021