Commoners Coffee
From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'
Commoners Coffee by Princess Bubblegum Alicorn August 14, 2015
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first commenter
Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.
First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."
first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017
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spanish commenters
well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration
god help us
god help us
Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''
Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''
spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017
MLIA Commenters
The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.
MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010
YouTube shorts commenters
Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.
Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
Usually say something a long the lines of :
“(insert quote from the video)”
“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts
“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”
“First”
“As a (insert word)…”
“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”
“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”
1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.
YouTube shorts commenters by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023
youtube commenter
Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.
Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?
youtube commenter by thepragmatist July 24, 2015
commonsensicle
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water.
Military man talks
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water
.......
everyday sociology class
prof drinks his water.
Military man talks
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water
.......
everyday sociology class
commonsensicle by birddawg12 January 25, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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