Commoners Coffee 

From the anime, Ouran Highschool Host Club. It means instant coffee, as 'poor people don't have enough time to grind their own coffee beans'

"I'm going out to get some commoners coffee, want to come?"

Commoners Coffee by Princess Bubblegum Alicorn August 14, 2015

first commenter 

Usually 7-12 year olds on YouTube who think that commenting "first", "early", "notification squad" on a new video is going to make them cool and popular, when it, in fact, does the complete opposite.

First Commenter: "FIRST!!11!!!"
More Mature People: "Please shut the fuck up with your "first" crap."

first commenter by sans is MINE October 11, 2017

spanish commenters 

well known for there comments on music videos with an over use of emojis and cringey things saying they enjoy the music a bit of an overexageration

god help us

Person 1: ''Amo😍😍está música 🎶 es cool 😎 y bonita y con una vocecita y me da risa 😂 por esa parte todos cuídense que dios los bendiga ''

Comment reply: ''Then god damn spanish commenters are at it again!''

spanish commenters by Thom Staticz December 27, 2017

MLIA Commenters

The people who OP's don't think about when writing submissions. The ones who sit through Steve every day for three hours. The people who have the best comment section on the internet.

MLIA Commenters: All the regulars, n00bs, and trolls.

MLIA Commenters by MLIACommenter August 14, 2010

YouTube shorts commenters 

Actual cancer. It makes the among us community look mature.

Usually say something a long the lines of :

“(insert quote from the video)”

“No one:
Literally no one:
Not even (insert “funny” noun)
Me: farts

“Edit: MOM IM FAMOUS”

“First”

“As a (insert word)…”

“I’m depressed, my mom has cancer, and my dad left, this video made me feel 10x better!”

“(Insert quote) - Sun Tzu”

1: I’m going to look at the comments on this YouTube shorts.

2: Bro the YouTube shorts commenters are fucking stupid, don’t.

YouTube shorts commenters by Women are women amirite? September 22, 2023

youtube commenter 

Those with the desire to place input in something that didnt require evaluation or input. Typically those who lack reading comprehension or common sense, and they tend to cause unnecessary comment chains or arguments that would have never arisen if they didn't possess narcissistic retarded tendencies that typically translate into terrible listening skills in real life and somehow making things about themselves.

Person: I like salt with my potatoes.
Youtube commenter: I disagree.
Person: ... How was this up for discussion?

youtube commenter by thepragmatist July 24, 2015

commonsensicle 

a term that your sociology prof will say instead of common sense because he is trying to hard.

prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water.
Military man talks
prof "thats just commonsensicle"
prof drinks his water
.......
everyday sociology class

commonsensicle by birddawg12 January 25, 2011