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Commanties 

It is the female version of Going Commando Or A woman who is not wearing underwear.
Susie doesn't have any panty lines. she must be going commanties.
Commanties by Weinerdog68/DGeorge January 19, 2013

Commander Eyebrows 

A commanding officer, usually in the military, with outstanding eyebrows.
Commander Erwin's eyebrows are on fleek today. No wonder people call him Commander Eyebrows.
Commander Eyebrows by TheEmo April 26, 2015

Commander Shepard 

A former Spectre who has recently taken to swindling shopkeepers into giving him discounts.
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite store on the Citadel.

Cafe commander

One who feigns a knowledge of the military.
Trevor is a regular cafe commander, saying what the generals should do!
Cafe commander by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016

Commanbeer 

To take possession of beer left in your fridge for over a week. Typically done with beer left over from a party.
Brad: Dude, where'd my beer that I left from that party two weeks ago go?
Blake: After one week of being left in my fridge I commanbeered it and drank it.

Brad: :(
Commanbeer by BadAirDizzle April 5, 2011