colbert 

Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.

I watch the Colbert report to see the beautiful,sexy Stephen Colbert.

colbert by natalie m January 21, 2007

colbert 

Verb. To talk rings around your opponent until they begin to sputter, are rendered speechless and become, therefore, impotent (aka nailed) as their argument collapses around them. Submitted in honor of the television comedian Stephen Colbert, the great, brave and high master of satire and truthiness.

He tried to bulldoze him with his theories during the debate but he was colberted in two minutes flat.

colbert by vigwig May 3, 2008

Colbert 

Verb - To create a new word using existing words in the English language in the same fashion as Stephen Colbert from The Colbert Report on Comedy Central.

Stephen Colbert often introduces new words his show invents in both the opening credits and in his monologue.

Stephen colberted the words wikiality, truthiness, and superstantial.

Colbert by Aarani March 10, 2007

COLBERT 

Combined Operational Load Bearing External Resistance Treadmill. NASA's space treadmill in the new "Tranquility" node.

Timmy: Want to go for a jog?

John: Why the hell would we do that when we have a perfectly nice COLBERT to jump on?

COLBERT by roar123 April 15, 2009

Colbert 

To shit while sitting down so the shit squishes between your legs then wiggle around in it.

The mentally ill patient did a Colbert in his pants, but they don't know any better.

Colbert by pseudomonym August 1, 2022

Colbert 

The act of true American patriotism in bed. First, purchase greeter smocks from Wal-Mart, which will be the only clothing worn. then, use a jug of oil (bonus points if it's from the deep-fryer at McDonald's or motor oil from GM) and slather it on each other. Then, while watching Leave it to Beaver, Full House or a similar wholesome family sitcom, bust a nut on the female proclaiming "you just got punk'd". In retaliation, the woman takes a hot dog and eating-contest style, slides it fully into her throat, then turns over her partner and, again only using her mouth, pushes it between his ass cheeks. She then is free to bind his hands and waterboard him with urine. Top it all off by sticking a mini American flag in the hot dog while watching The O'Reilly Factor and listening to Howard Stern.

Man, I don't know what happened last night. Me and the wife were drinkin' moonshine when all the sudden she decided we should Colbert.

Colbert by Canadian Strong February 5, 2010

Colbert 

The only person to ever perform Canada's History.

Steven Colbert is awesome.

Steven Colbert advocates Canada's History

Colbert by ColbertCanadasHistory February 8, 2010