A special device Implanted inside of a penis, give you extra pressure and precision, this will make you ejaculate hard and this will give you the Brody Marlowe Leighton syndrome which will make you fat and lazy, suck hard and eat toes in order to be susceptible to this syndrome you must have a teracock.

Omg yesterday I got surgery for a cockatron to be implanted!

Cockatron by Cocksucker-300 May 19, 2023

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Cocktronamus Prime

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

Cocktronamus Prime by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

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Cockronaut

A cockroach astronaut.

Skills include:
1. Ability to withstand extreme temperatures
2. Ability to survive in near-vacuum
3. Ability to survive in high voltage environments

The cockronaut-in-training has just passed the vacuum test at 5 millibar, and is now proceeding to the high voltage test.

Cockronaut by mohwu August 2, 2008

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cockaroach

cockaroach; fuck you dante. its from scarface u retard. i think everyone knows how to spell cockroach, its just the way scarface said it.

"Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those - cockaroach - es!" (Tony to Frank)

"Say 'ello to my little friend!"

cockaroach by DyNaMiKe August 10, 2006

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